All winter long, in addition to crappy weather and increasingly weird news cycles, I have been terrorized by a coat. "People are going absolutely wild over this jacket on Amazon," AOL yelled at me. "'The Amazon Coat is taking the internet by storm," shouted Yahoo. "Everyone you know is buying this Amazon coat," echoed Glamour, which sounded somehow like a threat. These increasingly sinister warnings came from more unexpected places, too. CNBC wanted to tell me all about why this Chinese-made coat was a must-have for US consumers. Business Insider suggested that the affordable cost of the viral down parka by Orolay should terrify Canada Goose. Even the Daily Caller — the Daily Caller! — was trying to get me to buy this one particular coat. Mind you, I tried very, very hard to avoid it. I did not click on any article or fave any tweet that told me how viral the coat is or how great it is or how affordable it is or how, actually, it's ugly and whoever is buying it is a big idiot. This was not because I thought that the coat was overall pretty boring and looked like every other coat, which it kind of does. It wasn't just that I hadn't actually noticed anyone wearing it, which I hadn't. It was because I deeply, truly, did not want to participate in one of my least favorite forms of journalism, specifically fashion journalism: fabricating a trend from very little actual evidence. The Amazon coat wasn't an entirely made-up fashion trend, but it certainly was the sort of trend that exists primarily because we were told it was trending. Whether it actually was is more complicated. |
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